Tee "Sarcasm Kills" • by TeeOreo

Oh, sure, because what the world really needs is another T-shirt warning people about sarcasm.

I mean, who would’ve guessed that someone wearing black with bold white text might have a razor-sharp wit? Shocking, right? 

I’m Tee "Sarcasm Kills" and clearly, I need to spell it out for you: if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the punchline.

Features:

• I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut—because, obviously, you need something classic to complement your not-so-classic personality.
• Crafted from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m softer than the blows you deliver with your dry humor and tough enough to withstand all the eye-rolls you get.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC)—because, of course, I need to be coddled, just like those who can’t take a joke.
• Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area to keep my cleverness intact—unlike that fragile ego you just shattered.
• Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I stay sharp and ready for when you need to drop some truth bombs in the most sarcastic way possible.

Because, obviously, who wouldn’t want to wear a warning sign that screams “I’m smarter than you”? My design is practically a public service announcement, letting everyone know that they’re about to engage in a battle of wits with someone who came armed. I’m perfect for anyone who gets their daily workout by dodging stupid questions and rolling their eyes—so, basically, you. Whether you’re outsmarting the masses or just enjoying the view from your moral high ground, I’m the T-shirt that keeps you looking sharp while you slice through the nonsense.

So, go ahead, throw me on. It’s not like the world’s ready for your level of sarcasm, but hey, it’s cute that they’ll try.