Tee "Parenting" • by TeeOreo

Well, well, well... Welcome to the dark side of parenting!

I’m Tee "Parenting" and let’s just say—whether it’s battling the Rebel Alliance or wrangling a rowdy kid, it takes a galaxy’s worth of energy to raise a boy. Even Darth Vader needs a moment to figure it out, and trust me, no amount of Force powers can prepare you for the challenge of dealing with a mini Anakin on a sugar rush.

Features:

• I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut.
• Crafted from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m softer than a Jedi mind trick but tough enough to endure epic meltdowns, tantrums, and endless lightsaber battles.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my colors as intense as Vader’s patience running thin.
• Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area, so my fatherhood struggles stay perfectly preserved.
• Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I stay in prime condition for all those exhausting “I am your father” moments.

This tee perfectly captures the universal truth of parenting—it’s a whole other level of energy-draining chaos. Even the Dark Lord of the Sith, the epitome of calm menace, is caught trying to figure out how to handle a wild child who doesn’t come with an instruction manual. It’s a funny and relatable twist that brings Star Wars fans down to Earth (or, you know, Tatooine) by showing that not even a Sith Lord is immune to the madness of raising a boy.

So throw me on and embrace the ultimate parent-teacher conference outfit. Because if Darth Vader needs a parenting book, you’re doing just fine. Wear me when you’re ready to conquer tantrums, deflect sass, and remind everyone that behind every tough dad is a “How to Raise a Boy” guide… and a lot of deep breaths. 🧘