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[message]Tee Mini "Human Hunter" • by TeeOreo Kids
Tee Mini "Human Hunter" • by TeeOreo Kids
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Hey there, future ruler of the animal kingdom! 🦫
I’m Tee Mini "Human Hunter," and I’m here to prove that the capybara isn’t just the chillest critter on the block—it’s also the most hilarious eco-hero in the fight to save the planet! Armed with a spiked mace and a deadpan stare, I’ve flipped the script on boring slogans. “Save the Planet. Hunt Humans” is my battle cry, and this capybara is leading the charge—one goofy, rebellious step at a time.
Why a capybara? 👀
Because just like you we know what’s cool. This guy’s a squad leader for every animal that’s tired of human mess-ups. Imagine a capybara (already the unbothered king of nature) deciding it’s time to lay down the law. It’s funny, fierce, and just the right amount of “Uh-oh!” A fluffy eco-warrior with a caveman club? That’s next-level awesome.
Features:
- I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut.
- Made from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m as comfy as a capybara’s snuggle and as tough as their no-drama attitude.
How To Keep Me Happy:
- Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my capybara’s awesome vibes and bright colors alive.
- Iron me inside out, avoiding the design, to keep my eco-warrior spirit sharp.
- Skip the tumble dryer so I’m ready for all your adventures, from saving the planet to chasing squirrels.
Are you ready to show the world that even the chillest capybara can save the day? Wear me to spread laughs, start conversations, and make the animals proud. Together, we’ll save the planet—one capybara-sized mission at a time! 🦫