Tee "Human Hunter" • by TeeOreo

Hey there, apex predator of the urban jungle!

I’m Tee "Human Hunter," and I’m here to flip the script on who’s really at the top of the food chain. Forget your lions, tigers, and bears—meet the ultimate eco-warrior: a cute, slightly menacing capybara wielding a spiked mace and a savage sense of humor. My message? Simple: “Save the Planet. Hunt Humans.”

You know the usual “Save the Planet” slogans? I’ve cranked it up a notch with a little dark humor, imagining a world where the animals get tired of our shenanigans and decide to fight back. Leading the charge? A capybara—the world’s chillest rodent—now armed and ready for some retribution. It’s like “Planet of the Apes,” but with a capybara who’s fed up and ironically armed with a caveman-style club. It's adorable, rebellious, and kind of terrifying... but in a fun way.

Features:

• I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut.
• Made from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m as soft and cozy as a capybara’s fur but tough enough to survive a bit of chaos—just in case things get a little wild.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my rebellious spirit strong and my colors as bold as a capybara’s unexpected fury.
• Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area, to make sure my eco-warrior message stays crystal clear.
• Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I’m ready for all your eco-conscious, irony-laced adventures.

So, are you ready to join the ranks of the "Human Hunter" movement? Wear me to spread a little awareness, a lot of humor, and maybe a dash of fear. Remember: when nature fights back, even the chillest capybara might have a bone to pick.