Tee "Encrypted Excuses" • by TeeOreo

Hola, excuse champions!

I’m Tee "Encrypted Excuses" the ultimate uniform for all you paddle pros who know that losing is never your fault—it's all in the game, right? With a design that lays out the perfect blame game strategy, I’ve got every excuse covered, from faulty rackets to that pesky ball. Don’t worry if you don’t speak Spanish; it’s all about that winning attitude… or, in this case, the losing one with style.

Features:

• I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut.
• Crafted from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m softer than the blow of a missed match point and durable enough to take the hits—just like your ego.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my vibrant design looking fresh for every round of “It’s not my fault.”
• Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area, so my excuse chart stays sharp and readable for your next match meltdown.
• Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I stay in top condition for all your competitive battles—and creative excuse-making.

I’m here to champion your paddle court frustrations with an artful breakdown of why you really lost that game. From blaming your partner to pointing fingers at the court itself, I’m the witty sidekick that turns your losses into hilarious moments of “totally not my fault.” Perfect for the paddle player who knows how to laugh at themselves and isn’t afraid to serve up some cheeky excuses, I’m your secret weapon against accountability.

Wear me when you’re ready to play hard, lose gracefully, and blame everything else but your skills. After all, winning is overrated—looking good while losing is the real satisfaction.