Tee "Coffee Theory" • by TeeOreo

Nice to bean you! 🫘

I’m Tee "Coffee Theory" the ultimate equation for your daily energy boost. Forget physics—Einstein had it all wrong! The real formula for power is E = Milk x Coffee². Yep, you heard that right. I’m here to remind you that the secret to boundless energy isn’t relativity—it’s relatability, and nothing’s more relatable than needing a strong coffee to jumpstart your day. Whether you’re a die-hard freddo lover or prefer your brew with an extra splash of milk, I’m the wearable proof that coffee makes the world go 'round.

Features:

• I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut.
• Crafted from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m as smooth and reliable as your favorite coffee blend—perfect for keeping you cool, comfy, and fully caffeinated.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my brainy coffee equation sharp and vibrant.
• Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area to maintain my mind-blowing caffeinated genius.
• Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I stay fresh for all your energy-boosting coffee runs.

I’m channeling Einstein’s legendary equation with a delicious twist! “E = mc²” now means Energy = Milk x Coffee²—because in reality, it’s your morning brew that powers you through the day, not a scientific breakthrough! Whether you’re into freddo, espresso, or something sweet, I’m a playful nod to both your need for caffeine and your love for clever, nerdy references. Plus, I’ll have your fellow coffee addicts chuckling in approval. Who knew a T-shirt could be this smart and fun?

So, why settle for average? I’m the Tee that’s here to caffeinate your wardrobe and fuel your style!