Tee "TutanCATmun of Gizeh" • by TeeOreo

Behold, feline worshippers!

I’m Tee "TutanCATmun of Gizeh" your purr-fect blend of ancient Egyptian mystique and modern cat antics. I bring you the best of both worlds: a cat wrapped in more bandages than a mummy in a pyramid scheme. If you thought the Pharaohs were divine, wait until you meet this furry ruler!

What’s Going On Here? Forget ancient curses—this little kitty has found its own mischief in the form of a toilet paper roll. Wrapped up like the legendary Tutankhamun but with the mischievous flair of your neighborhood cat, I’m here to unravel all your expectations. The tail, cleverly holding the end of the roll still plugged into the wall, is a nod to every cat owner’s worst nightmare and greatest laugh.

Features:

• I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut.
• Crafted from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m softer than an Egyptian cotton sheet but tough enough to survive every tum"ble and roll—be it in the desert or your laundry.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my hieroglyphic hues fresh and my lines precise.
• Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area, so I don’t lose my ancient charm or feline finesse.
• Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I stay smooth and ready for all your cat-tastic adventures.

I’m a hilarious take on ancient history’s greatest hits with a dash of cat chaos. Perfect for cat lovers, history buffs, and anyone who’s ever watched in horror as their feline friend went to town on a roll of TP, I bring a little bit of that old-world magic to the present day. I’m not just a Tee; I’m a story waiting to be told—preferably in hieroglyphs... or memes.

So, throw me on, channel your inner Pharaoh, and let’s rule the cat kingdom together! Because in the land of "TutanCATmun of Gizeh," everyone’s a paw-some ruler in their own right. 🐾