Nice to "bean" you! ☕️
I’m Tee Caff Hatin’, your daily dose of dark magic brewed just right to fuel that low-key loathing for all those excessively perky morning people. Yeah, I’m talkin’ about you, Karen, with the 6 a.m. spin class energy! My design features the molecular blueprint of caffeine—the true savior of the anti-morning crusaders, the night owls, and the caffeine addicts. Below it, a perfectly crafted definition that cuts to the heart of your relationship with coffee: “A dark magical substance that helps you to hate people with more energy.” Because let’s face it, the world is a much better place after that first cup… or ten. So, pull me on, and let's caffeinate and annihilate (the morning blues, that is)!
Features:
- I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut.
- Crafted from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m as smooth and strong as your first hit of espresso—keeping you comfy and on point whether you’re brewing at home or grabbing a cup on the go.
How To Keep Me Happy:
- Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my java-inspired print bold and my caffeine content metaphorically potent.
- Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area to maintain my energizing vibe.
- Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I stay in great condition for all your late-night grind sessions and groggy morning wake-ups.
Final Sip: If you’re tired of people who are way too chipper in the a.m., I’m your go-to. Grab me, and let’s show the world how coffee chemistry turns "hate" into "caffeinate"
