Tee Big "Paranoia" • by TeeOreo

Well, well, well—looks like someone just summoned me. Say my name three times, and voilà, here I am!

I’m Tee Big "Paranoia" the hoodie that takes spooky style to the afterlife and back. With my bold "Never Trust The Living" mantra and that stripe-loving, green-haired mischief maker front and center, I’m giving major Beetlejuice energy. I’m not just a hoodie; I’m a certified guide to the Netherworld with a side of sarcasm and some killer retro vibes.

Features:

• I’m a unisex sweatshirt with hood (with drawstring), front pocket and straight cut.
• Crafted from high-quality cotton-poly blend (280 g/m²), I’m made to haunt cozy evenings and eerie adventures alike.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my ghoulish charm intact.
• Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area to maintain my otherworldly vibes.
• Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I’m ready for all your supernatural shenanigans.

If you’re fluent in sarcasm and partial to chaotic ghosts, I’m your spirit hoodie. My “Never Trust The Living” motto calls out the absurdity of mortal drama, while my Netherworld graphics nod to a certain bio-exorcist’s theatrical chaos. Think of me as a wearable séance: I channel 80s cult-classic energy with a twist of cartoonish flair. Whether you’re a fan of spooky nostalgia or just love a design that stands out, I’m the afterlife-approved pick.

Life’s a mess—death’s just the sequel. Put me on and let’s haunt the world in style. Trust me (just not the living).