Tee Big "Noice Day" • by TeeOreo

Oh, hello there—ready to serve looks and attitude?

I’m Tee Big "Noice Day" your sarcasm-packed sweatshirt that’s basically a mic drop in fabric form. With my bold “Have a Nice Day… But Not You” mantra and vintage-cartoon rebel energy, I’m here to keep you comfy while you serve up side-eye like a pro. Think of me as your personal hype man for those “nope, not today” kind of vibes.

Features:

• Made from a premium cotton blend that’s softer than your poker face when someone’s testing you.
• Oversized, unisex fit designed for maximum chill while you low-key roast the universe.
• High-quality screen-printed graphic so sharp, it cuts deeper than your wit.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me cold, like your humor—no heat, no drama.
• Keep bleach far, far away; we don’t do watered-down around here.
• Let me air-dry or tumble-dry on low, and I’ll stay snarky and sharp for the long haul.

I’m bringing back vintage cartoon chaos with a modern dose of don’t mess with me. My black-and-white retro-style graphic is inspired by classic rubber hose animation—cute on the surface but with a subversive edge that slaps. That “But Not You” twist? It’s the verbal eye-roll your wardrobe’s been missing. Perfect for dodging fake pleasantries, letting people know where they stand, or just owning your offbeat sense of humor.

I’m more than just a sweatshirt—I’m a mood. A whole vibe. Wear me when the world needs to take a seat, and let’s serve some sarcasm with a side of cozy. Because being petty has never looked this good.