Tee Big "Alice in Xanaxland" • by TeeOreo

Oh, hi! Welcome to Wonderland, where tea parties are awkward, the rabbit’s always late, and yeah—we’re all anxious here.

I’m Tee Big "Alice in Xanaxland" your wearable ode to overthinking, social jitters, and adorable existential dread. With Alice nervously clutching her dress, a stressed-out rabbit, and a too-smug Cheshire Cat, I’m here to remind you that even in a world of chaos, you’re not alone in your anxious spiral. Quirky, clever, and just a little unhinged, I’m perfect for days when you want to feel cozy and seen.

Features:

• I’m a straight-cut unisex sweatshirt, perfect for all your adventures down the rabbit hole (or on your couch).
• Crafted from high-quality cotton-poly blend (280 g/m²), I’m as soft as a caterpillar’s mushroom cushion.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my quirky characters looking sharp.
• Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area, so I stay as calm and collected as possible.
• Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I’m ready for all your whimsical yet worried outings.

Take the whimsy of Alice in Wonderland, sprinkle in a healthy dose of modern anxiety, and voilà—you’ve got me. With my pastel tones and delightfully anxious characters, I strike the perfect balance between cute and cathartic. Ideal for fans of classic tales, mental health humor, or anyone who feels like they’re just one teacup away from a meltdown, I’m the sweatshirt that says, “It’s okay not to have it all together.”

Life might be mad, but at least we’ve got each other. Slip me on, and let’s navigate this beautifully chaotic world one deep breath at a time. 🐇✨