Tee "Beer Vitruvius" • by TeeOreo

Nice to 🍻 you!

I’m Tee "Beer Vitruvius," your perfectly proportioned partner in crime when it comes to balancing life’s greatest joy—beer! Forget Leonardo’s Vitruvian Man, I’m here to show you the true measure of human perfection: two towering mugs of golden goodness, drawn with the precision only a true beer-lover could appreciate. Da Vinci may have given us the anatomy of man, but I’m breaking down the sacred geometry of beer. Pour, sip, repeat—it's practically a science, right?

Features:

• I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut.
• Made from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m as smooth and well-balanced as a perfectly poured pint, with the durability to survive all your bar-hopping adventures.

How To Keep Me Happy:

• Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my beer-metric brilliance intact.
• Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area to preserve my boozy blueprint.
• Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I’m always ready for your next perfectly balanced round.

I’m a playful take on Leonardo da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man—except instead of dissecting human anatomy, I’m dissecting the art of beer! My design lays out the proportions of the perfect pint with the kind of detail and precision that would make any Renaissance genius proud (or thirsty). If you’ve ever treated beer like it’s both a passion and a science, you’ll love this cheeky homage to classic art with a modern twist. With diagrams, notes, and a perfectly poured pint at the center, I’m basically the Da Vinci Code for beer lovers.

So, let’s raise a glass to art, science, and the pursuit of perfectly crafted beverages. Wear me, and you’ll be showing the world that when it comes to life’s greatest pleasures, you’ve got it all figured out—beer included!

PS: Beer not included.