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[message]Tee "Basic" • by TeeOreo
Tee "Basic" • by TeeOreo
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Hey there, trendsetters and minimalists!
I’m Tee "Basic"—the most ironically unoriginal T-shirt you’ll ever rock. No logos, no frills, just pure, unadulterated “meh.” I’m the anti-brand brand, the T-shirt equivalent of a plain bag of chips: simple, unapologetic, and exactly what you need when you don’t feel like trying too hard. If you’re tired of keeping up with the latest hype, let me do the talking—or in my case, the not talking at all.
Features:
- I’m a unisex short-sleeved T-shirt with a classic crew neck and straight cut.
- Crafted from high-quality cotton (185 g/m²), I’m softer than the sweet relief of skipping the designer price tag and durable enough to survive any existential crisis.
How To Keep Me Happy:
- Wash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my vibe effortlessly cool and my minimalist design intact.
- Iron me inside out, avoiding the design area, because even “Generic” deserves a little care.
- Skip the tumble dryer to ensure I stay in peak condition for all your low-key looks and IDGAF days.
I’m the ultimate blank canvas with a wink. In a world overflowing with hype and hustle, I’m here to bring you back to basics—literally. Sporting “Generic” across my chest with a trademark that’s more sarcastic than serious, I’m a statement piece for those who’ve had enough of statement pieces. Perfect for when you want to look like you’re part of the crowd, but with just enough irony to keep people guessing.
So throw me on when you want to make a non-statement statement, or simply when you’re feeling like being the most extra kind of “basic.” Because sometimes, keeping it simple is the most rebellious move of all. 🖤🧢🖤